Category Archives: Short

Sex Fridge

According to this author’s confession to his priest, at least one woman in his life has matured enough to accept the idea of have a fridge stocked with snacks placed next to the bed in which the do their essential … Continue reading

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Video Japan

Japanese video games have a flavor so distinct that even a person with no tongue could taste it. Different people than the bland–honestly, bland–American masses hungry for more standardized, convenient, mind-numbing entertainment and then complaining they are not getting anything … Continue reading

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Shout out to our sponsor and what it actually means

Did you know that the opening line of so many YouTube clips lately, the “Shout out to our sponsor” line, actually means “This is a commercial break, not part of the show, not what you clicked on this video for, … Continue reading

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Attack in Berlin

Automobiles are death machines. Although this is nothing new–scores of victims of automobile accidents have known this all too well in their last moments–it is only now entering Western consciousness that you do not need guns and bombs and such to kill … Continue reading

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How devoted I am to my dogs

I get up this gloomy morning and my head is throbbing with pain. But that is the least of my worries. I desperately want to take a dump, and while normally it’s not a problem, I can see my dogs all ready … Continue reading

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The eye in anime

One of the conversations when we’ve had too many french fries: Friend: There was this anime that showed something similar. Me: I don’t know if I have the patience for anime. F: We can try and watch some good anime this … Continue reading

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It’s not funny to go blind, but…

My dog recently went through experimental vesicle therapy for his left eye. The procedure, instead of helping him see better, drastically accelerated the onset of cataract in the eye. In effect, my sweet dog is almost blind in one of his … Continue reading

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