Author Archives: adi

#547 Hours

My friend, stressed out by an interview she got going this afternoon, says to me, “I got up today at an hour that does not even exist.” “What time?” I inquire. “Six.” “Yeah, heard about that one,” I say. “Mythical.” … Continue reading

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Go Sell This #8: Jesus Crud

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Sex Fridge

According to this author’s confession to his priest, at least one woman in his life has matured enough to accept the idea of have a fridge stocked with snacks placed next to the bed in which the do their essential … Continue reading

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Video Japan

Japanese video games have a flavor so distinct that even a person with no tongue could taste it. Different people than the bland–honestly, bland–American masses hungry for more standardized, convenient, mind-numbing entertainment and then complaining they are not getting anything … Continue reading

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Go Sell This #7: Paystation 4

The Paystation 4, center of your home entertainment. Produced in Shenzen, China, at Foxconn, one of the largest electronics manufacturer in the world, a complex of factories where western capital squeezes the life out of Chinese workers who on occasion … Continue reading

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Go Sell This #6: YWBFTWITWS

Notice how I say will instead of shall? That’s me being unpretentious. Notice how I say I am being unpretentious? That’s me being pretentious. Notice how I say I am being pretentious? That’s me being unpretentious. Notice how you think … Continue reading

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Go Sell This #5: Now or Later

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