The feng shui of my room is way off. To the point where I’m thinking my room as a whole oughta be moved somewhere else. On second thought, the dog/s and cat living in the same room as I seem to be doing fine.
OK, then, correction: The feng shui of my head is way off. To the point where I’m thinking my whole head oughta be moved somewhere else.
Also, would the person who made a voodoo doll of me and stuck a pin the area of its right sacrolliac joint please cut it out? That really hurts.